My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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