Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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