I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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