i would punch a child for taco bell
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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