you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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