yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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