Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
