What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Randomize
