I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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