Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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