i jhust puked up my retainher.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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