Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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