it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
There's even glitter on my cock...
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