She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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