I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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