do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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