did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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