Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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