we have officially lost it.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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