when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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