i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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