Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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