I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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