billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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