How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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