Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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