I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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