I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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