she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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