hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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