i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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