awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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