Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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