Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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