if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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