Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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