There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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