when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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