is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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