no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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