whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
high people should be assigned attendants
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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