we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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