have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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