You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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