The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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