Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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