come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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