69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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