how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
wow bdsm is so cute
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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