Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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