So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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