i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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