Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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