you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize