Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
